the republican presidential candidate selection process is!
is this the best they’ve got?
mitt romney? the monied mormon? really? remember what a fuss they made about jack’s catholicism?
rick santorum? the single member of the body politic that most reminds me of dan quayle…
newt gingrich? he’s a mean-spirited georgia cracker that hates black folk and loves him some women (plural!).
ron paul? batshit crazy 20% of the time and sounding quite reasonable the other 80…
why oh why did the democrats not mount a primary challenge? party unity? so democrats can march in lockstep the way republicans do?